Welcome to StiTcheS ~n~ Company
Where the Y2K party never ends!
Who is StiTcheS, and why is he so handsome?
He’s glad you asked but pleads the filth.
Yes, you read right. While you are here, why not be seduced by the cuddly and confusing creature that is…StiTcheS.
Are you looking for love in all the wrong places? Well look no further, this is as wrong places as they come. ~wink I enjoy short walks on the gravel, mourning sunsets, those things that fly in the wind. I am as attentive as I am adorable, and I am very adorable. Did I mention I star in my own show? It’s a reality show where you can tune into moi, and moi’s day-in-my-life adventures. But enough about work, more about the me under my stuffing…under…my other stuffing. I enjoy nonsensical conversation over a steaming cup of sawdust and will gladly take your pencil shavings. Speaking of which, here, have a bouquet of deluxe number 2 pencils. You’re welcome.
While I can’t be everyone’s cuddlekins, you can substitute myself with a supercalifragilistic uncanny likeness in plush action figure form. Or you can buy my t-shirt. Your choice.
Now, a little more about myself. But why use words, when a gallery of spectacles awaits your hungry eyes. 😉
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Now that you’ve met me…
I suppose you want to meet the ‘company’. It DOES say StiTcheS n Company…so here we go!
Zombie Queen
Meet Zombie Queen, she’s my BFF. She doesn’t say much…until she gets to know you. Then she has plenty to say, or complain about. Sure, it sucks that she can’t touch other humans without turning them into zombies, but other than that, she’s pretty chill. Careful though, don’t annoy her to the point of losing her temper! She can get really scary, but it takes a while for her to reach that point, which is perfect for a personality like mine.
Mew
Meet Mew, a cat toy that was tossed away. She accidentally arrived with my mail; she thought she had mailed herself to her friend, Patch, but she came to me instead. She’s cool and doesn’t make a fuss, I even got her some acting roles on my TV show. She has a good heart, but a terrible memory and even worse sense of direction.
Patch
Meet Patch, the toy counterpart to Mew, they even had the same owner for a while, but was the first to get tossed before the owner’s big move. Despite being unwanted, Patch has a painfully sunny outlook on life, and that’s coming from me. Don’t let him fool you though, he’s sharp as a tac. Hardly anything slips by him, though he may not let you know that he knows….just know, he KNOWS. He’s crazy loyal and is sometimes found herding Mew to keep her from going every direction but the correct direction.
Aaaaaand IhaveabigbrotherhisnameislilStiTcheS
Don’t get me started on my big brother, he has such a neapolitan complex. He’s dubbed me his arc nemesis and works tirelessly to thwart my life…and job. Thankfully he’s so bad at it, but it’s still super annoying.
Oh, and BTW
This is Mu, pay him no mind. He doesn’t love attention. He’s just a rejected cow plush whose head was made too large and legs were made too thin. He has a hard time keeping upright and often tips himself over just standing. When he can stand… :-[ I can’t hold much against him, even though he’s my big brother’s ‘friend’. Did I mention Mu is super small? He’d die if I said he was cute to his face. lol.
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“His beady eyes make me feel maternal”
