| Melissa
Diaz
The Best Bio Written By Man, Ever
Melissa Diaz was the first female
president in the year two-thousand-thirty-eleven.
She solved world peace and ended the global fruit
pie famine of 1742 using nothing but a shovel
and half a metric ton of twine. (Excerpt from
Wikipedia) Melissa travels to space annually on
sheer imagination and a pair of wing-ed elbow
pads to attend the united space galaxy federation
of alliances to oppose the dissemination of colloquial
longitude. With her trusty companions Rush, Red
13, Scooby Doo, Lassie, Benji, the Fox and the
Hound, Milo and Otis, the Skexies, Darkness, Goblin
King, Luck Dragon, the Doctor, Atreyu, Earthworm
Jim, Sonic the Hedgehog, Vera, Evil the Cat, Officer
John McClain, Martin Riggs, Queen Alien and Ripley,
Jessica Rabbit, Jack Skellington, Captain Planet,
Nicodemus and the Rats of Nimh, Mad Max II, Blanky,
Howard the Duck, Littlefoot, Bump in the Night,
Darkwing Duck, all four Street Sharks and one
Ninja Turtles plus Casey Jones, Chun Li, the Japanese
Ronald McDonald, a Green Jelley, I-95 South, He-Man,
Snarf, Willow/Wicket, the DOOM SONG, Hyung Tae
Kim, Mad Martigan, Lady Lovely Locks, Captain
Jack Sparrow, the City of Baltimore, Tron, the
Chesire Cat, All the Carebear Cousins, Rainbow
Brite's Evil Twin2 , Captain Malcolm
Reynolds, Optimus Primal, Betty Boop, Hexadecimal,
Patrick Swayze and Flipper, she shops for pumpkins.
Every morning Melissa blends 12
blue berry beagles served with half squeezed orange
peels on rye. She would love to dance for you,
but she is too busy dominating in the downhill
event at the Winter Olympics.
Melissa's arch nemesis is the contemptuous
sphere, a mystacular orb put in place by the Ancients,
that exists only to spit derision at unsuspecting
passer byes.
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